Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q: What is the difference between a regular ****** and a midget
******?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.
Q: What did one vampire lesbian say the the other?
A: See you next month.
Q: Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman
from wanting sex?
A: Its' called ';Wedding Cake';
Q Why did the condom fly across the room?
A It got pissed off!!!
Q: Where does the cat go when it looses it's tale?
A: The retail store.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well hung!
Question: How do you confuse an idiot?
Answer: 26
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing?
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
A. Sparky!
Q. How do you make a hormone???
A. Cut her **** off.
Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car
crash?
A: He's all right now.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken!
Q: What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
A: A submarine!
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
Q: What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A: Iceberg.
Q. What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?
A. I just got laid and now I'm getting hard!?!?
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Why is duct tape like ';The Force';? A: Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit??
A: ';Are you gonna eat that??';
Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Megasoreass
Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a wall by a window?
A: Kurt and Rod
Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
Q:What's a chicken in a hot tub?
A:Soup
Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser?
A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up.
Q: What's the difference between a leach and the IRS?
A: The leach will leave you alone when you die!!!
Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms!
Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: Why Do Bulldogs Have Flat Faces?
A: Because The Keep On Chasing PARKED CARS!!
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me I'm going in!
Q: What's a protoscope?
A: A long tube with an asshole at either end.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts!!!
Q: What do you call a pig with skin problems?
A: A warthog
Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip!!!!!
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
Q. What do Michael Jackson and the Yankees have in common??
A. They both need a twelve year old boy to score!
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a tv, and a mistress and tv with cable?
A: The first one is both are at home and free, the second one is also both at home but with a FEE.
Q. What does Winnie the Poo call his mother?
A. PooNannieQuestion n answer,courtesy yahoo groups?
Good ones...
How did you fit all that into 1000 characters?Question n answer,courtesy yahoo groups?
Some of them were funny except the Michael Jackson one!
鈾モ櫏We Love You Michael!!!!鈾モ櫏
Hehe...
Thise are all very hilarious............... LMAO
HA nice
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